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danielleosaurus-rex:

schwaggology:

bahahah I had way too much fun making this picture from Rhoda and Rhonda’s photoshoot as “hipster” as possible.

lmao I almost forgot about Hipster Rhoda

My niece is so talented she’s got a real eye for this type of thing. trust me, I kno

danielleosaurus-rex:

schwaggology:

bahahah I had way too much fun making this picture from Rhoda and Rhonda’s photoshoot as “hipster” as possible.

lmao I almost forgot about Hipster Rhoda

My niece is so talented she’s got a real eye for this type of thing. trust me, I kno

Oh yeah, now we’re talkin’…

Oh yeah, now we’re talkin’…

I don’t care what they say, I will always stand by my man.

I don’t care what they say, I will always stand by my man.

danielleosaurus-rex:

This week we were doing character sketches and I couldn’t think of a better character than my Aunt Rhoda. <3

My niece is so smart and talented. A real eye for writing! This is all based on a true story, by the way. The only thing that was different was that it was a Filene’s Basement, not a Dress Barn.

Also, they cancelled my Buns of Steel class after I refused to wear a sports bra.

so I heard from Rhonda’s cat sitter who found out from her boyfriend who found out from his pediatrician that this week, boys’ clothes are half off at Gymboree

I would hate to knock a fine establishment such as that one, but boys’ clothes are always off at my place!

zing! she’s still got it!

This year’s SAG Award goes to my boobs.

seriously these two haven’t been in the right place since Minudo posters were still on my wall. (I was 34)

going for drinks at my boyfriend&#8217;s bar. and by bar I mean lemonade stand.
*my niece just informed me that my Jonas Brothers magazine is showing in this picture. whoops.

going for drinks at my boyfriend’s bar. and by bar I mean lemonade stand.

*my niece just informed me that my Jonas Brothers magazine is showing in this picture. whoops.